the garden of learning

Terms of Service

Planted in plain soil. Watered occasionally. Legally perennial.

1. The garden

You are welcome to walk here daily, answer questions, and watch things grow. Admission is free. Muddy boots are expected. Nothing you grow here can wilt from neglect, which makes this garden superior to every other garden we have owned.

2. Your plot

Your garden belongs to you. We keep the seeds (the questions), you keep the harvest (whatever stays in your head). If a fact you learned here wins you a pub quiz, the trophy is legally yours; the smug expression is optional but traditional.

3. Wrong answers

Wrong answers are compost. They break down quietly and feed next season's understanding. No record of them is displayed to anyone, and the worms have signed an NDA.

4. The daily email

If you asked for the daily email, it arrives daily, which we acknowledge is exactly the sort of behavior you would expect from it. Unsubscribing works immediately and the garden bears no grudge. Plants are famously forgiving.

5. Warranties

The garden is provided as-is, weather included. We do not warrant that knowledge will take root, only that it will be planted properly and watered on schedule. Growth depends on soil conditions inside your own head, which are beyond our jurisdiction.

6. Liability

We are not liable for: sudden confidence at trivia nights; the urge to tell someone about wombats unprompted; feelings experienced when your streak plant blooms. Our total liability shall not exceed one packet of heritage seeds, variety of our choosing.

7. Governing law

These terms are governed by the growing season, which is always, and interpreted in the spirit of a good garden: patient, generous, and slightly overgrown at the edges.

The serious bit: the garden is operated by Realizer Labs LLC. We store your email or phone (used only to sign you in and send what you asked for), your garden state, and standard analytics. We never sell data. Questions or removal requests: admin@realizerlabs.com.